And she thought BJ looked like Tobey Maguire ("Spider-Man!")

This last weekend at a BBQ, a little girl told me I looked like that guy from Batman.

"Wow, you think I look like Christian Bale? Awesome!" I said. Finally someone saw the uncanny resemblance.

"NO! The OTHER guy! From Red Eye and 28 Days Later," she said.

"Who's letting you watch those movies?" It was time to lose the heat, so I pointed to Patrick. "See that guy over there? Doesn't he look like the kid from Even Stevens?"

"Yeah!"

"Good, go tell him to comb his hair with some Dr. Pepper. And don't come back unless you're bringing me some chicken wings."

I am so good with children.