Also, John Stamos is involved.

It's about gosh-darn time I was provided a film by Saget featuring Tracy Morgan, both (I) and (II).

Cybershot R.I.P.

After more than three years of incredibly trusty and crunk service, my Sony Cybershot DSC-U30 has begun receiving a series of frustrating and nattering and I hate it system errors, of the C:32 type. Any pictures that come out of it now look like this...


...which is actually a very svelte and charming and I like it effect, so I'll take das kamera out tonight and see if I can get some embarassing shots that don't include a complete amount of horizontal lines.

And HEY! In celebration of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest completely trouncing Spider-Man's box office records, here's a metaphorical picture of me dressed as a pirate, alongside Spider-Man, dressed as a hockey player, looking trounced.

Has anyone else ever noticed that the opening riffs from Beverly Hills 90210's theme song sound exactly like the opening riffs from Toto's "English Eyes"? Wild.

Crunk Poster

Either John came up with this joke, or I did. I think he did. Everything was hazy after all those box wine stands, which aren't as Jewish as they sound.