This is EXACTLY the sort of thing I'm talking about.

Good news! I will have my computer back in two weeks! But to help tide you over, here is a side-by-side comparison of me and Johnny Depp!

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Psych! Because I need my computer to do that!

But that's okay! We'll just use our imaginations!

IMAGINE! Johnny Depp and I are both unable to grow respectable moustaches!