My Mom is Really Funny.

My mom thought that new girl on How I Met Your Mother was the same girl that they left in the shopping cart in Animal House, most likely because she refuses to believe it has been three decades since that movie was made. She even asked Dad if he thought it was her. He said, "Yes, except she'd be 40 now."

"Well, then how is it her?"

"Maybe it's not," he said.

"Look," I said, using IMDB. "Her name is Ashley Williams."

"Weird," said Mom.

Then, she had an old lady rant about ice machines in fridges.