Dazzler is a talk-show host.

One time, I made a Wonder Man costume out of a tank-top, some fingerless gloves and a red marker. Another time I made out with a chick with short hair who could sing. If only I could do both at once my fantasy would be complete!

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Don't look so desperate, kid. Girls pick up on that.

New Sex Advice

Reading the Playboy Advisor and watching Strictly Sex with Dr. Drew will do that to you. Me.

And remember what Lou Paget says: "If you do not pay attention to your relationship, someone else will." Smart girl.

Fashion Do!

Even though I am in obvious need of a shave, haircut, change in wardrobe (that Gold Digger shirt is awesome) and a different beverage (is that a Bartle & Jaymes?!), things appear to be working out okay for me in this photo. It would seem that there is truth in the theory that you can fuck up so badly you end up doing everything right.


John doesn't seem all that thrilled about this, but he's having a laugh.


And here I'm wearing another Gold Digger shirt. Also we all appear to be dancing in what can only be the hold of a ship sailing on the high seas.

Wink

Sometimes people wink, but you know what? Not all the time.

Year of Growing Beards Dangerously

If the music says "dance," I say "okay." If Duncan says "jump," I say "there's film in that camera, right?"